RuneHQ Index News Archives April '04 issue
Letters from the Gods Dear Saradomin, I would like a question about Zaros answered. What does he look like? What did he do? And how do you know that the Dark Wizards aren't trying to resurrect them like in the Hazeel Cult quest? Overlord Fishy Dear Overlord Fishy, Do not speak his name to me! To me, he is a twisted evil psycho that died. End of story. As for the Dark Wizards, I would never let them resurrect him, for I think that once someone is dead, they should stay dead. Those fools got close with the help of Zamorak, but they shall never get that close again! That is horrible deed bringing Zaros back, and they shall never succeed! Dear Saradomin, I was wondering if you will ever add pitch forks to Rs. If so when? Your follower, ~Z3~ Dear Z3, I'm sorry, for as long as it's under my power, I will not allow pitchforks to be used by players. I am against weapons completely, as you probably already know, and wish that not one more would be created. You may not think that a pitchfork is a weapon, but it can kill just as easily as a Dragon Battle Axe can. Since Zamorak has gotten away with creating new weapons in the past, you may want to consider asking him to create them. The only people who I will allow to have pitchforks are the farmers, for they need a pitchfork to farm. Strength through wisdom, Saradomin Dear Saradomin, You should make it so we can swim on RuneScape. It would make me ever so happy. It could be a skill? A Sad, sad fan, Bilbo_Matic Dear Bilbo_Matic, As I sit in my library reading your letters, I have yet to see one quite like yours. Your the first one who wanted a new skill. Now, as for your question, I feel like it would be a waste of very powerful magic to create it. I mean, what would you do? Every skill that us Gods have created help a Runescape citizen in some way, but swimming doesn't. Who knows, maybe Guthix might like it and create it. Strength through wisdom, Saradomin Dear Zamorak, I, and many other people follow you. But, all is not well. Why is it that there are no Zamorak robes on F2P? Please, assist us in our campaign to get Zamorak robes!! Your loyal follower and future cabana boy, Rez777. Dear Rez777, Trust me, you don't know how long I have been wanting my robes to be created in the free to play worlds. My brother, Saradomin, has kept his little Jagex stooges from creating them only by saying "If you want to live, don't create them." I have torchered Jagex workers so that the workers that are alive would create them, but they still wouldn't. One of these days I will call apon all of my followers and seige Jagex, so prepare. Strength through chaos, Zamorak By Zamorak, Saradomin	Monthly... Fake pic fanatics dont miss this months Humour
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