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This Editions Feature Signature Is By: Wolfblade 
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The Life of a Noob!
Verse 1: Well you start out in Lumbridge, And you kill your first man. Then you start to fill, The message box with spam! You then start to follow, Around people like we are. The great person known, As Zezima. People get annoyed, You get enjoyed, And then nobody can take the pain! Chorus: This is the life of a noob! He is like a test tube! He keeps asking for items! Until you give him meningitis! He is so annoying! He wants your diamond ring! He offers you a ball of wool! Then you reply bull! This is the life of a noob... Verse 2: You move onto cows, And then you see. Another person which is, Stronger than me. He wields a rune long, You ask for it. He asks for an offer, And then you say this... I'll give you 2gp, And a bottle of pee. Then the other says, Flee man, Flee. The noob walks of angry, And then he sees, Some guy walking, In full Addy. The noob asks, "Can I buy?" And the guy replies... "Get A Life!" Chorus: This is the life of a noob! He is like a test tube! He keeps asking for items! Until you give him meningitis! He is so annoying! He wants your diamond ring! He offers you a ball of wool! Then you reply bull! This is the life of a noob... Verse 3: You go to Draynor, See people chopping, And then you, Cop a whopping! You get lonely, It's near the end. And then you ask, "Can you be my friend?" People say no, You’re just a noob! What are we, Gonna do with you? The noob says, I'll cut or I'll mine. All the iron or All the pine! The people say "lol", There is no pine! But you might be useful, In Dwarf Mines! The noob says "yay"! I’m employed! Then the people say nope! Sorry boy! Chorus: This is the life of a noob! He is like a test tube! He keeps asking for items! Until you give him meningitis! He is so annoying! He wants your diamond ring! He offers you a ball of wool! Then you reply bull! This is the life of a noob... This is the life of a noob! He is like a test tube! He keeps asking for items! Until you give him meningitis! He is so annoying! He wants your diamond ring! He offers you a ball of wool! Then you reply bull! This is the life of a noob... Ending: *Sing slowly* The noob walks off sad, He is really mad. No rune long today, All he does is pray! He trains by himself, Wishing he is the best. He then walks into varrock, Then the people get a shock. He is a mighty, Level 90. Wearing Full rune plate, And lobsters that he ate. He has a rune long, And a kite shield as well. But then he got hacked, And then it all fell... This is the life of a noob! By: Ged
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August Highlights: This Edition's Competition is a Brain-Buster. The Murder of a King debuts and the Search for a King continues. The Life of a Noob is a rough & tough one. The Summer is usually packed with loads of FUN, but you can listen to the Summertime Blues.  The Summer is Sizzling | ||
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