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Monty MadnessNews at 25! Da-dum-da-dum-da-dum Welcome to News at 25, the News Show that covers all the news, all 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 336 days a year. Some breaking news straight from the mayor of Lumbridge (yay for democracy- in your face Duke of Lumbridge!) With the coming of Rs2 comes, naturally, with many new *improvements*. As you walk around the new dimension of runescape (because, unlike common belief, rs2 is not a new runescape land, merely a parallel dimension with some changes). In this new dimension, runescapia comes with fences.
Also the citizens of catherby, both of them, are suffering terribly after a mudslide closed off the land entrance from the east. They are reportedly sueing god. We at channel 6 will definetly be looking forward to the outcome of that story.
Late breaking news, it seems Monty has overthrown Andrew and taken over Runescapia. His first act as supreme dictator was to moon the Duke of Lumbridge. Apparently he isn’t too fond of that guy. He also is having a public mockery of gearshifter, in varock square. Feel free to come and bring rotten vegetables to throw at it! *nervously* I am saying this of my own free will. Runescape under Monty’s rule is better than it ever was under Andrews. But not as good as jag... *gunshot* *thud* Well thats all folks, be sure to tune in to our next session, if Monty permits you to. By Monty |
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These *helpful* fences are the cause of 99 percent of injuries in rs. (Not pking believe it or not). This begs the question, is there a doctor in the house? And the answer is yes. Runescape doctor’s have steadly grown more expensive. Why just yesterday little comet went in to have his knee treated after he crashed into a fence, that he claimed “appeared out of no where”, after everything became different, which cost him the absurd price of a 200,000 gold piece (yes 1 gold piece, took 84.6 smithers (sorry john, about dropping the gold thing on you and all...) to smith all that gold). 
