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Diary of Guthix6:00 A.M. or 6:00 P.M. Morning meditation "today was yesterday, yet tomorrow will be today, but the reversible logic of the day changing is far from my grasp, yet too close, but of course today of all days if normal, yet totally awkward, none the less, none of more, i find myself puzzled yet understand why or why not i am writing this diary to you, or not to you. I find myself trapped, yet totally open to the fact, or opinion that the logic of people in this world have not yet gained, the ability to comprehend what day it actually is. It is very hard you know, to write a diary yet so so easy because I must think of balance as if it was a diary, I must think yet must know at the same time. I do morning meditation to understand how I fit into this world, yet oh how I stick out. Saradomin represents my half of good, to obtain this knowledge through meditation is vital to my existence, yet not a problem if I forget, or not even know. Zamarok naturally represents my half of bitterness, and loathing. I must say , yet not, that today, or yesterday, yet tomorrow, of all days, of none at all, are normal yet satisfying. That is all for now, yet I hath more information...
Diary, tonight, morning, of all tonight, morning, is complicated yet stubborn, but oh so clear to me now., I finally realized that today is today, yesterday is forever more forgotten, and tomorrow is not here yet, yet at the same time, I can remember events of yesterday yet it cannot be experienced again. Not that I want to, yet not that I deny my yearn for total balance, yet total infraction of my well being. I saw a rabbit hop, there is no balance to that, it did what it did, but I however shall not hop because if I do, yet I don’t, I will sit here, writing away, because I would hop, yet crawl at the same time. I cannot act, for when I act, I am not myself, for balance is interrupted by corruption. I really really like Black armor, despite how I HATE it. It's so, black, yet so white. I can’t stand it, yet I tolerate it. I like tofu.
Diary of Zamorak5 A.M. darned rats It comes to my attention that this warrior born in lumbridge has apparently been undoing all the curses I have put upon runescape. Making squire lose the famous sword, making hetty unable to gather here stupid ingredients by herself, causing a war within the goblins, gone all gone!. Even putting that dumb green dragon onto Runescape has no effect on this mighty warrior, causing chaos between the gangs did not stop them from putting the shield back together, no not that! I swear delrith was genius, obviously he is just a pathetic waste of a lesser poser! But what I have in mind will DEMOLISH the cheery little attitude of this brave adventure *spit* once I awaken zaros, regardless of what happens to me, the hole UNIVERSE will be at the depths of Zaros, I just hope he gets SARADOMIN first. Guthix cannot die, yet is already dead, yet is dying, whatever, its all gibberish, what really makes me mad is that this warrior has friends, other people reundoing the curses, the squires sword has been fixed at least 40000 times already, when will they learn it will just get broken again, its not like you can SPEND quest points anyway, there ALL trying to get me, this MUST be the work of saradomin, I will prevail. No one in black robes can take me on! No one! Kids these days! Bah hum bugBy Martian Bob |
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