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You can tell somebody plays runescape..... 1. When they completely lose at the National Spelling B....err "Bee" 2. Because they have a sticker on their forhead saying "Selling coal certs 900gp" or "Buying Natures" 3. If they scream "n00b" out the window of their car at drivers ed students and old ladies 4. If they never change their clothes (eww..) 5. If they have colourful speech get it? @ran@lol?? ohh..come on..... 6. If you see them strengthening their clicking finger during class, or at the bus stop 7. If you see their index finger is 3 times the size of all the other fingers on their right hand 101 things to do when you are bored in Runescape: #89 - Get 5 friends and take up all the bankers in one of the banks. #33 - Run around trading people for no particular reason. #21 - Stand in one of the four corners of the world, and time how long it takes to get to the opposite corner. #3 - Buy silk. #12 - Run around in the wildy camoflaged in Bronze armour screaming n00b. (Screaming n00b is optional, however it is well documented that this activity can be beneficial to your health) #99 - Stand in the middle of the server 1 secret market and drop tin ore. #34 - Scream drop party and see how many people you can get to follow you. #82 - Proclaim the return of the Monk mob. Get 60 + full monk robe cets, staffs and holy symbols and give them to people for free, and follow each other around the world, yelling "You've been blessed/cursed by the Monk Mob" recruiting people. #12 - Document the random effects of eating kebabs. ~Naomi |
This is the RSCN teams attempt at writing a story together. We each contributed 2 words at a time...and well...you can judge for yourself how well it all worked! A hairy evil moon devoured rabbits as it slowly destroyed little dwarfs. The Dwarfs, being evil, wielded giant axes so they could destroy the moon. But a strong wind blew the dwarfs as they attacked the hairy evil moon. Suddenly, they died. A horrible and painful death. "Argh!" they screamed. Bodies dropped like flies into the moon's steaming custard below and dissolved into a yellow mess that stuck to the moon's surface. Accomplishing it's fate, the moon destroyed itself, and the rabbits. But radioactive gloop transformed the custard into Drallab! "Drallab!", a radioactive Penguin shouted. "You've awakend me, now you must destroy Lil Shiz, go now!" And so the remaining little dwarfs hunted down Lil Shiz and killed the evil Sh|t-faced Ba$tard. Then they stuffed the little man with the biggest toilet plunger they had ever come across. He soon realised that he stepped on a landmine and laughed. The End For Games, Competitions and other excuses for us to give you free stuff, check out the Competitions Section |
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Caution, make require a certian amount of thinking Directions: Answer each question by choosing A, B or C. Then add up your score, and give 50k to Monty :P Lets go! 1) What would you do if you found out the person who hacked your account was your friend? A. You would talk to him and ask him why he did what he did. B. You get the football team to beat him up. C. You bring him to the local maximum security prison, pull down his pants, and tape him to a pole located conveniently near the showers. 2) What do you do when your mom asks you to get off Runescape for 5 minutes to do chores? A. You would do it immediately, without question. B. After a few minutes you go and do it. C. After uttering a barrage of the profanities, you end up burning down the neighborhood, and moving out of the house 3) How do you react to Runescape servers going down? A. You go read a book. B. You go in the corner and cry. C. You buy your own server which you use to buy all the feathers, and arrows in the store, all the while thinking, ironically, of all the money your saving. 4) It's 8 'o' clock on Thursday night, and there is a long term project due tomorrow, what do you do? A. You immediately get mad at yourself, and vow never to do that again. B. You spend a few hours pking, and then go do it. C. If I don't think that the project is due tomorrow, it isn't. 5) You turn in your finals report, what does it say? A. Well, the war started when the duke, Franz Ferdinand.... B. Well all those dumb peeps were in Europe, being stupid.. C. Ya knaw how dat war started, well all these n00bs were acting gey, (for rizzle!) and we 0wned them for full rune, dem b3tches. Then we sent them a message that sed j00ve b33n 0wned. 6) You've just found a security hole in Jagex's systems, what do you do? A. Wow, a hole, nice... B. Wow, I'm going to find a friend who can help me exploit this. C. You spend 1000's of dollars, and hundreds of hours, to master the programming language, and develop software to exploit it, and you do, now u have an unlimited supply of boots. 7) A girl comes over and asks if you want to go see a movie with her, what do you do? A. Ok B. Sure, if you have a level 70+ Runescape character C. What's a girl? 8) When someone says, "do you drink?" you say.... A. Never B. Moderately C. Well I spent 100k on beers if that answers your....what are u talking about, get outta my house.....Woah everything is swirlin' 9) Someone remarks, dragons aren't real, you say? A. DUH! B. Ummm, you sure, I could've sworn I saw one the other day... C. YES they are! I've killed 1000 king black dragons, so I know for a fact they are real! 10) You meet Andrew in the game, what do you say? A. Hi, nice to meet you, nope, never heard of you before. B. Wow hi Mr. Andrew sir. C. WANNA FIGHT N00B!!! 11) How much money are you going to give Monty? A. 100k (you cheap bum!) B. 500k (u could afford more) C. 1 million (now you're talkin') Scoring: For each A add 1 point For each B add 5 points For each C add 10 points If you score 1-20 or less points- you aren't addicted to Runescape at all, good for you If you score 21-75 points or less- you-re mildly addicted to Runescape If you score 75 or more- you're extremely addicted to Runescape, let me introduce 2 words to your vocabulary- "girls", and "sports". This free psychiatric Assesment brought to you by Monty Back to Main Page |
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