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This Editions Feature Signature Is By: Sunwarriord 
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Letters to & from the Mortals
Dear King Lathas, Why are the Guards of your City so weak? I mean every Evil person could almost just walk in and attack your City, what about setting up some guard with ranged weapons? From MuH-K0o0o. Dear Muh-K0o0o, The guards of my city seem so weak because current problems, such as the plague
in Ardougne, is disrupting training in more ways than one. Facilities used for
training have been destroyed and less and less people want to sign up for a
job in Ardougne.
From Your Wise and Powerful Leader, Dear Duke of Lumby: Everyone who has played RuneScape has talked to you one time or another. Who is the best (favorite or most famous) person you have ever talked to?
Dear Slicer92, Well since every good player have talked to me like the High skill Sir Zezima, Miss LtAngel and many other people have talked to me, even our great master Andrew have talked to me, and he I think is the most famous I have talked with. From, ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Iban, I went into your 'lair' if you could call it that and I noticed something missing...in the entire passage I did not see one ear of corn. What's with this? And one more thing, what kind of name is Iban? Seriously...is that even a name? P.S. for a dark evil ruler you're pretty easy to kill...you should really try to work out... Sincerely, Sk8hezz I think that was the most SILLY question ever. Sincerely evil, My soul shall rule the world ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Duke of Lumbridge, why is it that most players on RS classify you as a noob or whether you have a right to be somewhere or speak because of your combat level? Even off of RS I and others endure this annoying babble and I can't seem to understand why people just can't not be so ignorant as to only look at the combat level and to make fun of people for there ignorance, do u have some insight as to why this phenomenon takes place? Thank ye greatly o ruler de Lumbridge, Dear Renegade_Flame21 Well I think the most people consider me a noob because my castle is in Lumbridge
where all the Death and New players start out, but yes I am not a noob my skills
with a sword was great in my young days but now I live the quiet life in my
castle.
---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear King Boleren & King Narnode Shareem, Why are your small but bright people so hard to steal from they are very small
and shouldn’t be so hard to take some stuff from their pockets, why? From MuH-K0o0o Dear Muh-k0o0o, Our people have mastered agility so it is hard to thieve from us cause we can out run you. The gnomes playing gnome ball are getting tired from playing all day long, and the are becoming very tired so maybe that was why it was easy. I will have to give the gnome players a break someday though. Sincerely, ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear King Bolren, From your humble friend Sand Spinner Dear Sand Spinner, King Narnode Shareen sometimes don’t get along well. I have beaten their gnomes in gnome ball, races, and other gnome events for the last couple years. I offered to help with their war but he refused to let me help but they are winning the war from what I see but also if the war gets close to the stronghold we will help fight. Sincerely fast, ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Duke of Lumbridge: How can you got unlimited Dragon fire shields? Jackman 004 Dear Jackman 004, I have a supply made long ago by some dwarves and they had a magic pool that multiplied things into the unlimited, that’s why I have all those shields. The pool is gone now but I still have more that a billion shield's left so u can die plenty of times and come and get a new one from me.
---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear King Roald, From your loyal hater, Dear Sand Spinner, Maybe you haven’t seen me working maybe I work when you aren’t in varrock. And that Monk is evil and he walked around in varrock, so my guards caught him, but don’t worry we feed him with bread and Water, and on Sundays he get Milk and a cake too. My crown is from my father I got it from him when he died. King Roald. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey Lathas! When am I going to kill your brother? Dear Trekkie, Your wise and powerful leader - King Lathas ---------------------------------------------------------------------- My Lords, I have a question for everyone: Do you like to read RuneHQ's newspaper? -Trekkie Dear Trekkie, Your Wise And Powerful Leader, Dear Trekkie, Yes, of course I read the RuneHQ Newspaper. When not helping people starting the Rune Mysteries Quest I spend most of my time reading the paper and especially the Humor part of it. I love it! ~ Duke of Lumbridge Dear Trekkie, Yes I read it the front page I always look at first, ha-ha. Yeah I read it when I'm not doing finances in my City and partial Kingdom, I like the interviews and the stories made by the players. Strength Through Money, Dear Trekkie, Sincerely, ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear King Lathas, what are your plans to stop thieves in your city? The guards does not do their jobs nor does the knights Dear Trekkie, You Wise And Powerful Leader, ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Sir Amik Vaze: From Jackman 004 Dear Jackman 004,
Sincerely, ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear King Boleren, cbrman Dear cbrman I was walking around one day a certain someone came up to me (he looked very rich) and gave the hat to me and said to keep it for free, and that I didn't have to do anything for him. Sincerly Dear King Narnode Shareem, 1.Why are you so short? From your also short friend Dear stewy08, The Gnome people are short because we have been born this way for the past many thousand years. The Gnomes long ago where born short by Lord Saradomin. Even though we are short we are still strong, and loyal. I was named Narnode Shareem, meaning short but strong in the Gnome translations. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Iban, I've been wondering when you'll be done taking my slaves to your underground pass. I'm running out of them for heavens sake! And I hope you got rid of that Koftik, that scout from Lathas finally. Strength through Chaos, Dear Father, I will be done taking the slaves to the underground pass when the time is right! These things take time. You need to learn the art of patience. If you really need slaves, raise the dead temporarily. Did you forget about your powers? As for Koftik, now that was easy. Of course I got rid of him. What can Lathas actually do anyway? His entire kingdom will soon be overcome with plague and he will suffer thanks to his own mistakes. Son of all Power, ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Iban, Sincerely, Dear Runewarrior92, Son of all Power, ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Dear Duke of Lumbridge, Sincerely, Dear Jejkan Well if you would like to bring me a Drink I would like a Fruti Blast, or a Asgarnian Ale and Maybe a good Kebab. Long time since I had any of those things. I have lots of time next time passing Lumbridge Drop bye and I’m up for getting a Drink. The Happy. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear King Lathas, Why don't you think about Ardougne's safety? Is that why you have so many guards? To "prevent" them from stealing cakes, silk, etc.???? If I were you, I would get about two million more guards. You Traitor!!! You lied about the plague! I know you have a reason... But still!!! I don't even get it. Sincerely, Dear O_o, It is not my fault that people wish to steal from the stalls. As for me being a traitor, thanks to all the thieving, the real traitors are people such as yourself! You have the nerve to call me a traitor when you are amongst the common thieves. Also, I don't know what you're talking about when it comes to the plague. Of course I'm telling the truth. Stop spreading rumours! Your Wise and Powerful Leader, ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Iban,
Vegeta400 Dear Vegeta400, She doesn't understand about the voices, she's too stupid. She thinks it's an invisible friend come to haunt her so she chants loudly trying to cover the sound. I am extremely surprised that she was of any use at all... Son of all Power, ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear King Lathas, -Vegeta400 Dear Vegeta400, It seems that you do not want a great response, but a great army to go forth and try to find my brother as well as for half of the men to end up getting killed. I do not expect every great warrior to just run to my side like pets and I tell them all what to do. The only great warriors that would help me with this situation are those that go forth of their own free will and work out what to do themselves... Your Wise and Powerful Leader, --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well at the end of Biohazard, Guitor says there is no plague and the king admits it........... -- As for you O_o, stop spreading these rumours! Guitor was clearly lying and I didn't admit to anything! Let's not get into a heated debate though. I am here to protect my people. Your Wise and Powerful Leader, --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear His Majesty, the Royal King Narnode Shareem,
Respectfully, Dear DarkShadow,
King Narnode Shareem ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Dear King Lathas,
Vegeta400 Dear Vegeta400, I agree that it does seem illogical for the power we are to fight to be Zaros. Due to Iban being the son of Zamorak, I would think that, ultimately, he would be the one we must get rid of. As for calling upon other gods, I may be King but I do not have certain authorities to ask greater powers to come to my side. Basically, in this situation, I cannot tell you much. I do not possess the foresight to tell anyone whom we are up against and who are allies will be. Your Wise and Powerful Leader, ---- Thank you all for your letters. We look forward to reading more of your questions. |
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October Highlights: Captainslug graces your eyes with true art in his Feather "Collecting" pic'. The Murder of a King continues in Parts 2 & 3 and Parts 4 & 5 while the Search for a King also continues. The Letters to/from the Mortals returns after an absence from the last issue. Life is tough and you can just ask trekkie, it contains 3 Dreadful Words.  Have a Happy Halloween! --------------------------------------------------------- Fake Pic By: Willi | ||