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"Back to Hell"

This Editions Feature Signature Is By: Sunwarriord

Oh, That Noob...


It was like a fruit that wasn't ripe,
It liked to toot, but that was ripe!


It was a newbie,
And it sure was a new-bee,
In this hive we call Lumby.


They came with nothing,
Left with everything.
Lost it all.
To a primitive thing.


Oh yes! It was a noob!
It could not tell you the use of a lube!
Some were named Bob, some were named Rube!
But had trouble finding the rubber tube (Ernest the Chicken Quest).


They say make like a noob and die,
For that's their specialty.
They say make like a noob and cry,
For food and money from you and me!


It is amazing,
That they still exist.
I HATE THEM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!
Yes


I am a beatnik,
It doesn't have to rhyme right,
So I will rhyme right with rite.
But I still think noobs bite!



By: Beatnik
October Highlights:

Captainslug graces your eyes with true art in his Feather "Collecting" pic'.
The Murder of a King continues in Parts 2 & 3 and Parts 4 & 5 while the Search for a King also continues.
The Letters to/from the Mortals returns after an absence from the last issue.
Life is tough and you can just ask trekkie, it contains 3 Dreadful Words.




Have a Happy Halloween! --------------------------------------------------------- Fake Pic By: Willi

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