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This Editions Feature Signature Is By: Venomai 
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The Penguin Talks!
You mostly know him as the Penguin Master. Honk and he is gone. Blink of an eye and he is swimming away. But, I have managed a rare feat. I have gotten a hold of the slippery penguin to find out what he remembers from his school days in this edition of "Drallab Speaks!" Bolognacamel: What was it like when you were in school? Drallab: School sucked! Doesn’t it at any age? Bolognacamel: What was your favorite class in school? Drallab: Computer class- because I owned it! Bolognacamel: What was your school lunch like back then? Drallab: I usually brought my own lunch from home. Didn’t care for the horse meat, but pizza day was good. Bolognacamel: Were you interested in penguins back in school? Drallab: I really had no interest in school, let alone penguins. Although, I always wondered why they were following me... Bolognacamel: Did you play any computer games back then? Drallab: I didn't have any games. Bolognacamel: Did you play any sports? Drallab: Sports? What are those? Bolognacamel: Did you have any girlfriends? Drallab: Again... girlfriends? What are those? Bolognacamel: How come you like penguins so much? Drallab: They are silky and smooth. Now for some off-topic questions: Bolognacamel: What is your dream computer? Drallab: One that works. Bolognacamel: What skill does your RuneScape character do the most? Drallab: Right now, fletching. But mostly, smithing. Bolognacamel: How long have you been playing RuneScape? Drallab: A long time. About three or four years. I forget. Bolognacamel: What is your favorite kind of food on RuneScape? Drallab: Lobsters, I guess. I have five thousand of them to use. Bolognacamel: What is your favorite outfit on Runescape? Drallab: On RuneScape Classic, I had a purple top and yellow pants. In RuneScape, I wear a white beret, bronze plate, bronze legs, bronze claws, white gloves, white boots, and a white cape. Bolognacamel: Some people will say Pepsi or Coke. But, I absolutely hate Coke. So, Pepsi or Sprite? Drallab: Sprite. But, if it isn't available then it would be Pepsi. Coke sucks. Bolognacamel: What words of advice do you have for our younger readers? Drallab: Get an education. I don't like stupid people. So there you have it. Drallab likes Sprite and doesn’t like stupid people. That sounds like a good reason to get an education. But, on a more serious note, all you young readers (or older readers) who are starting college or just finishing up high school, RuneScape is a game, and books and study should always come first. RuneScape should not control your life. So just do your homework and then play RuneScape. Your education matters later in life so don’t lose it. By: Bolognacamel |
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August Highlights: Welcome to SchoolScape. Rafe brings you the first-ever newspaper Common Sense Test. Sand Spinner brings you a Story of Fantasy.  Mr. & Mrs. Reldo push their son into the library where he still realms today. --- By: Willi | ||