At the Varrock market, not well fed,
There's a Noob begging for a nice, bronze med.
He is trying to cut a tree,
A tree spirit appears and the Noob attempts to flee.
He runs and he runs but he can't avoid attack,
The Noob then dies and falls on his back.
When he opens his eye and looks at the sky,
It's hello Lumbridge and Varrock, goodbye.